I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I woke up in the middle of the night last night and realized I was trying to do a Hasselhoff alliteration in my sleep. Then, I couldn’t go back to bed until I finished it and wrote it down. I don’t even know why. That’s your job. I’ve never even written an alliteration before. This is why I can’t write, shit haunts me. I don’t know if you want to hear it because it might get in your head and make it hard for you if you haven’t written it yet…but oh well. You practically gave me all the ideas for the drawing I’m supposed to do, so screw you!